LOCALLY SOURCED BEEF

We serve our 100% grass-fed LOCALLY-sourced beef as two patties - double the char, double the flavour. Cooked medium pink or more if requested. 

GUEST BEEF! BEER I GO AGAIN - Two beef patties, American cheese, pickled fresh mango in Tropic Soda, HM!HB! chimichurri, beer braised onions, beer batter bits, confit garlic mayo - £8.95

THE SMOKESTACK - Two patties, HM!HB! smokey bacon and onion relish, monterey jack cheese, mustard mayo, shredded iceberg - £8.25

THE BIG CHEESE - Two patties, gherkin, monterey jack cheese, Frenchs Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, shredded iceberg - £7.5

THE FLAMIN' BIG CHEESE - Two patties, gherkin, monterey jack cheese, Frenchs Mustard, HM!HB! Hot Sauce, fresh chillies, shredded iceberg - £7.75

THE CHILLI GONZALES - Two patties, monterey jack cheese, slow-cooked beef and organic black bean chilli, fresh chillies, shredded iceberg - £8.5

THE GONZO - Two patties, dry-cured smoked bacon, HM!HB! Memphis Screamin' Whiskey BBQ Sauce, monterey jack cheese, mustard mayo, shredded iceberg - £8.5

THE NAKED LUNCH - Two patties, gherkin, Frenchs Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, shredded iceberg - £7

DOUBLE UP THE PATTIES - £3 / ADD OAK SMOKED BACON - £1 / ADD GRIDDLED HALLOUMI - £1.5 / GLUTEN-FREE BUNS £.5

 

VEGAN & VEGETARIAN

WE ARE PROUD TO HAVE HAD, FROM DAY ONE, INCREDIBLE VEGAN BURGERS. ALL handMADE IN OUR OWN VEGAN PREP KITCHEN FROM SCRATCH,

GUEST VEGAN! SEITAN CLAN (vn) Seitan patty, Vegan Cartel bacon, HM!HB! Memphis Screamin' Whiskey BBQ Sauce, vegan cheese, vegan mustard mayo, shredded iceberg - £8.95

ENTER SEITAN (vn) - Seitan patty, gherkin, vegan cheese, Frenchs Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, shredded iceberg - £8.25

THE VEGETARIAN BIG CHEESE (v) - A 150g mouthwatering blend of black beans, cashew nuts, mushrooms and spices, handmade in our own vegan prep kitchen, gherkin, monterey jack cheese, Frenchs Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, shredded iceberg - £8.25

THE VEGAN BIG CHEESE (vn) - A 150g mouthwatering blend of black beans, cashew nuts, mushrooms and spices. Served with gherkin, vegan cheese, Frenchs Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, shredded iceberg - £8.25

BEAN CAUGHT STEALING (vn) - A 150g mouthwatering blend of black beans, cashew nuts, mushrooms and spices. Served with vegan chipotle mayo, peppadew sweet peppers, shredded iceberg (vegetarian option available, Monterey Jack cheese / brioche bun) - £8

HALLOUMI BE THY NAME (v) - Griddled slabs of halloumi, hummus, peppadew sweet peppers, chipotle mayo, rocket leaves - £8

 

HALF KID! HALF BURGER! MEAL DEAL

(WE SERVE ALL OUR KIDS BURGERS WELL DONE)

SINGLE PATTY HAMBURGER, CHEESEBURGER, OR HALLOUMI (V) - served with Heinz Ketchup, a side of our super-fresh rosemary-salted fries, and a choice or iced Apple or Orange Juice (Juices available for dining in only) - £5

KIDS DESSERT - Vanilla ice cream with chocolate sprinkles and mikado sticks - £1.5

SIDES

our chefs hand-cut hundreds of kilos of fresh potatoes every week. we are as passionate about proper sides as burgers. never accept frozeN FRIES - we sure as heck won't!

FRIES - Twice-cooked, hand-cut, Maris Piper rosemary salted fries - £3

BEEF CHILLI CHEESE FRIES - Our signature fries topped with slow-cooked beef and organic black bean chilli, grated mature cheddar, fresh chillies, sour cream and fresh coriander - £6 / - £8.50 (XL)

CHEESE FRIES - £4

VEGAN CHEESE FRIES - £4.5

SLAWSOME 'SLAW - Freshly made 'slaw with apple, lime, red cabbage, chilli, red onion, sour cream, Hellman's mayo and fresh coriander - £3

DEVIL'S FINGERS - Deep-fried halloumi, served with fresh chillies, and a choice of HM!HB! dip (see below)- £4.75

SHOT GLASS DIPS - Chipotle Mayo, HM!HB! Memphis Screamin' Whiskey BBQ Sauce, Chipotle Ketchup, BBQ Mayo, HM!HB! Hot Sauce -£.50 each

COCKTAILS

**WE USE ONLY PREMIUM SPIRITS FOR COCKTAILS**

GUEST COCKTAIL! TRUMP’S IMPEACHMENT - Double Stolichnaya vodka, Belvoir ginger cordial, peace puree, topped with soda and a splash of apple - £8

FLOWERS, BRANDON FLOWERS - Hendricks Gin, Belvoir Elderflower Cordial, apple juice, topped with Prosecco - £7.5

BELLINI - Organic prosecco, Italian peach puree - £6.5

FROSTED MARGARITA - El Jimador Tequila, Bols Triple Sec, fresh lime juice - £7.5

WILDFLOWER - Hendricks Gin, Aperol, Giffard Gomme sugar syrup, fresh lemon juice, grapefruit juice. Served long over ice - £7.5

SOME CANDY SHOUTING - Double Stolichnaya Vodka, pineapple juice, orange juice, peach puree, fresh lime, grenadine syrup - £4

SOME CANDY TALKING (MOCKTAIL) - Pineapple juice, orange juice, peach puree, fresh lime, grenadine syrup - £4

 

BEERS / CIDER

**DRAFT BEER**

HALF MAN! HALF BROTHER! - We have collaborated with local Brewing Brothers micro-brewery to bring you our own beer! A refined single hop (Mosaic) American Pale Ale. Crazy amounts of flavour, and a super-smooth finish (4.7% abv) - £4.90 pint / £2.45 half

**bottle / can**

TROPIC SODA - 440ml can (5.8%) From Brighton’s superb UnBarred Brewery - £4.5

BUDVAR Czech Lager Beer 500ml bottle (5% abv) - £4.5

CURIOUS BREW LAGER BEER - 330ml bottle (4.7%) abv - £4

BREWDOG - NANNY STATE - Alcohol-Free hoppy ale (0.5% abv) - £4

BREWDOG - VAGABOND PALE ALE - Gluten-free & vegan (4.5% abv) - £4

CORNISH ORCHARD - GOLD CIDER 500ml bottle (5% abv) - £4.5

WINE & FIZZ

SAUVIGNON BLANC - DOMAINE DE L'HERRE (France) 12% - 175ml glass - £4.7 / 250ml glass - £6.5 / bottle £18

MALBEC - RECOLETA (Argentina) 2015 13.5% - 175ml glass - £4.7 / 250ml glass - £6.5 / bottle £18

ORGANIC PROSECCO - SPUMANTE BRUT ‘Canah’ DOCG Italy (Biodymanic / Vegan) 2015 11.5% - 175ml glass - £6 / bottle £24

SOFT DRINKS & JUICES

Coke / Diet Coke (330ml) - £2.5

Belvoir Organic Lemonade (250ml) - £2.75

Fentimans Ginger Beer (275 ml) - £2.75

Appletiser (275 ml) - £2.75

South Downs Still Water / Sparkling Water (330 ml) - £1.5

Juices - Orange / Apple / Grapefruit / Pineapple - £2

TRASHY DESSERTS

Made fresh in-house. Please see menu board on bar. Vegan option always available.