BURGERS

We serve our 100% grass-fed LOCALLY-sourced beef as two patties - double the char, double the flavour. Cooked medium pink or more if requested. 

 

GUEST BURGER - 'BACON MOTHER FRICKLE' Two beef patties, HM!HB! burger sauce, dry-cured smoked bacon, caramelised red onions, American cheese, deed-fried pickles in tempura batter, shredded iceberg - £8.75

THE SMOKESTACK - Two patties, HM!HB! smokey bacon and onion relish, monterey jack cheese, mustard mayo, shredded iceberg - £8

THE BIG CHEESE - Two patties, gherkin, monterey jack cheese, Frenchs Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, shredded iceberg - £7.5

THE FLAMIN' BIG CHEESE - Two patties, gherkin, monterey jack cheese, Frenchs Mustard, HM!HB! Hot Sauce, fresh chillies, shredded iceberg - £7.5

THE CHILLI GONZALES - Two patties, monterey jack cheese, slow-cooked beef and organic black bean chilli, fresh chillies, shredded iceberg - £8

THE GONZO - Two patties, dry-cured smoked bacon, HM!HB! Memphis Screamin' Whiskey BBQ Sauce, monterey jack cheese, mustard mayo, shredded iceberg - £8.5

THE NAKED LUNCH - Two patties, gherkin, Frenchs Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, shredded iceberg - £7

DOUBLE UP THE PATTIES - £3 / ADD OAK SMOKED BACON - £1 / ADD GRIDDLED HALLOUMI - £1.5 / GLUTEN-FREE BUNS £.50

 

VEGAN & VEGETARIAN

WE ARE PROUD TO HAVE HAD, FROM DAY ONE, INCREDIBLE VEGAN BURGERS. ALL MADE IN OUR OWN VEGAN PREP KITCHEN FROM SCRATCH,

GUEST VEGAN - 'BEANIE MOTHER FRICKLE' HM!HB! Bean patty, burger sauce, caramelised red onions, vegan cheese, deep-fried pickles in tempura batter, shredded iceberg - £8.75

VEGAN BEAN CAUGHT STEALING (vn) - A 150g mouthwatering blend of black beans, cashew nuts, mushrooms and spices. Served with vegan chipotle mayo, peppadew sweet peppers, shredded iceberg, vegan bun - £8

THE VEGAN BIG CHEESE (vn) - A 150g mouthwatering blend of black beans, cashew nuts, mushrooms and spices. Served with gherkin, vegan cheese, Frenchs Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, shredded iceberg, vegan bun - £8

BEAN CAUGHT STEALING (v) - A 150g mouthwatering blend of black beans, cashew nuts, mushrooms and spices. Served with chipotle mayo, peppadew sweet peppers, shredded iceberg - £8

HALLOUMI BE THY NAME (v) - Griddled slabs of halloumi, hummus, peppadew sweet peppers, chipotle mayo, rocket leaves - £7.5

THE VEGETARIAN BIG CHEESE (v) - A 150g mouthwatering blend of black beans, cashew nuts, mushrooms and spices, handmade in our own vegan prep kitchen, gherkin, monterey jack cheese, Frenchs Mustard, Heinz Ketchup, shredded iceberg - £8

 

FREE RANGE CHICKEN

AMAZIN' CAJUN Dirty-fried cajun chicken strips in panko breadcrumbs, dry-cured smoke bacon, chive mayo, fresh lime, shredded iceberg - £8.95

HALF KID! HALF BURGER! MEAL DEAL

(WE SERVE ALL OUR KIDS BURGERS WELL DONE)

SINGLE PATTY HAMBURGER, CHEESEBURGER, OR HALLOUMI (V) - served with Heinz Ketchup, a side of our super-fresh rosemary-salted fries, and a choice or iced Apple or Orange Juice (Juices available for dining in only) - £5

KIDS DESSERT - Vanilla ice cream with chocolate sprinkles and mikado sticks - £1.5

SIDES

our chefs hand-cut hundreds of kilos of fresh potatoes every week. we are as passionate about proper sides as burgers. never accept frozen FRIES - we sure as heck won't!

FRIES - Twice-cooked, hand-cut, Maris Piper rosemary salted fries - £3

BEEF CHILLI CHEESE FRIES - Our signature fries topped with slow-cooked beef and organic black bean chilli, grated mature cheddar, fresh chillies, sour cream and fresh coriander - £6 / - £8 (XL)

CHEESE FRIES - £4

VEGAN CHEESE FRIES - £4.5

SLAWSOME 'SLAW - Freshly made 'slaw with apple, lime, red cabbage, chilli, red onion, sour cream, Hellman's mayo and fresh coriander - £3

DEVIL'S FINGERS - Deep-fried halloumi, served with fresh chillies, and a choice of HM!HB! dip (see below)- £4.75

SHOT GLASS DIPS - Chipotle Mayo, HM!HB! Memphis Screamin' Whiskey BBQ Sauce, Chipotle Ketchup, BBQ Mayo, HM!HB! Hot Sauce -£.50 each

 

SHAKES / HARDSHAKES

**VEGAN OPTION AVAILABLE ON ALL SHAKES +£1**

VANILLA / CHOCOLATE / STRAWBERRY / SALTED CARAMEL / MOCHA - £4.25

HARDSHAKES - All of the above, add a shot of Jack Daniels, Kahula or Stolichnaya Salted Karamel Vodka - £6

 

COCKTAILS

**WE USE ONLY PREMIUM SPIRITS FOR COCKTAILS**

BELLINI - Organic prosecco, Italian peach puree - £6

LYNCHBURG LEMONADE - Bulleit Bourbon, Bols Triple Sec, fresh lemon juice, Belvoir Organic Lemonade. Served long over ice - £7.5

FROSTED MARGARITA - El Jimador Tequila, Bols Triple Sec, fresh lime juice - £7.5

BLACK FLAG - Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum, Campari, pineapple juice, fresh lime juice. Served long over ice - £7

WILDFLOWER - Hendricks Gin, Aperol, Giffard Gomme sugar syrup, fresh lemon juice, grapefruit juice. Served long over ice - £7.5

ESPRESSO MARTINI - Stolichnaya Salted Karamel Vodka, Kahula, chilled double espresso shot - £7.5

SOME CANDY TALKING (MOCKTAIL) - Pineapple juice, grapefruit juice, orange juice, fresh lime, grenadine syrup - £4

 

BEERS / CIDER

**DRAFT BEER**

HALF MAN! HALF BROTHER! - We have collaborated with local Brewing Brothers micro-brewery to bring you our own beer! A refined single hop (Mosaic) American Pale Ale. Crazy amounts of flavour, and a super-smooth finish (4.7% abv) - £4.70 pint / £2.35 half

BUDVAR - Czech Republic (5% abv) £4.6 pint / £2.3 half

SILVER LINING - South Downs Cider (4.5% abv) £4.5 pint / £2.25 half

**bottle / can**

BEAVERTOWN - GAMMA RAY - American Pale Ale 330ml can (5.4% abv) - £4.2

BEAVERTOWN - NECK OIL - Session IPA 330ml can (4.3% abv) - £4

CURIOUS BREW LAGER BEER - 330ml bottle (4.7%) abv - £3.9

BREWDOG - NANNY STATE - Alcohol-Free hoppy asle (0.5% abv) - £3.9

BREWDOG - VAGABOND PALE ALE - Gluten-free & vegan (4.5% abv) - £4

CORNISH ORCHARD - GOLD CIDER 500ml bottle (5% abv) - £4

WINE & FIZZ

SAUVIGNON BLANC - DOMAINE DE L'HERRE (France) 12% - 175ml glass - £4.7 / bottle £18

MALBEC - RECOLETA (Argentina) 2015 13.5% - 175ml glass - £4.7 / bottle £18

ORGANIC PROSECCO - RAPHAEL DAL BO (Italy) 2015 11% - 175ml glass - £4.7 / bottle £20

SOFT DRINKS & JUICES

Coke / Diet Coke (330ml) - £2.5

Belvoir Organic Lemonade (250ml) - £2.75

Fentimans Ginger Beer (275 ml) - £2.75

Appletiser (275 ml) - £2.75

Belu Still Water / Belu Sparkling Water (330 ml) - £1.5

Juices - Orange / Apple / Grapefruit / Pineapple - £2

TRASHY DESSERTS

Made fresh in-house. Please see menu board on bar. Vegan option always available.